More Knock Knock Jokes

Following up my lame knock knock jokes post from a few days back, here’s a couple more:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say apple?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.

Knock knock jokes

We’ve been binge watching Parenthood on Netflix over the past few weeks, and a couple of weeks back Jabbar told a knock knock joke that I wanted to tell Jamie the next morning but I couldn’t remember it. Thankfully there are crazy people out there who must transcribe full episodes so the joke was only a quick Google search away.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!

Now that I’ve posted one lame knock knock joke, I’d better post some more. I’m pretty sure we’ve made some of these ones up ourselves.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
How did you know my name?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You’re not an owl!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

I have plenty more that I can’t think of right now. I’ll ask Jamie for some when he gets back from school and add to this list. Feel free to add yours in the comments.